theysellpretendable:

whysoseriousrobin:

i feel like i just watched really graphic gay porn

psilentasincjelli:

redvioletsquares:

sasskeladd:

sasskeladd:

a good omens AU where everything is the same but the bentley turns everything into taylor swift

#but imagine the demons trying to contact crowley in TAYLOR SWIFTS VOICE

FUCKING CHRIST

#she’s cheer captain and i’m- LORD BEELZEBUB

you’ll be the prince and I’ll be the princess it’s a love story baby Y O U   C A N   H O P E   F O R   N O T H I N G   B U T   T H E   M E R C Y   O F   H E L L

matt-ketchup:

sirenshadow:

misha-bawlins:

isnt it weird how with girls their boob size is out in the open and you know what youre up against from the start but with guys you have 0 indication of the size of their penis until the pants come off

except when you don’t wear your underwear

Make me stop looking at it

oh mY GOD

(Source: christianmingle)