Germany is afraid of naked women
You say it like it surprises you.
Does anyone remember the time when Germany absolutely lost his shit when Prussia was kidnapped?
And immediately going all-out to try and bring both him and Austria back?
Or when he worried for the safety of both Italy AND ROMANO?
Or when he keeps his eyes occupied elsewhere like a gentleman while Hungary checks her body for the mark?
Or when he thanks people on two separate occasions - ROMANO BEING ONE OF THEM - TO WHOM HE ALSO APOLOGISES TO IN THE SAME BREATH?
Or the time he most definitely waited for God knows how long for his brother and Austria to turn up safe and sound?
FUCKING SWEET, POLITE, GENTLEMAN GERMANY EVERYBODY
YOU TELL ME HE’S A RUDE, COLD ASSHOLE WHO DOESN’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT PEOPLE
YOU TELL ME HE DOESN’T CARE ABOUT HIS OLDER BROTHER
I FUCKING DARE YOU
Germany (HetaOni 9 - part 2/2)
— submitted by DokuDoki
YOU RAN ALL THE WAY TO FUCKING AFRICA BECAUSE ITALY CALLED YOU CRYING.
AND IN ALL THAT.
STOP BEING PERFECT THIS HAS TO STOP.
also italy had to take his clothes off for him oh ho ho
CRYING BECAUSE WHAT IS OTP