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germanystuck:

he-wants-the-doitsu:

Germany is afraid of naked women

You say it like it surprises you.

Reading back over the Hetalia 2010 Bloodbath event…

dem-deutschen-volke:

Does anyone remember the time when Germany absolutely lost his shit when Prussia was kidnapped?

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And immediately going all-out to try and bring both him and Austria back?

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Or when he worried for the safety of both Italy AND ROMANO?

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Or when he keeps his eyes occupied elsewhere like a gentleman while Hungary checks her body for the mark?

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Or when he thanks people on two separate occasions - ROMANO BEING ONE OF THEM - TO WHOM HE ALSO APOLOGISES TO IN THE SAME BREATH?

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MORE APOLOGISING?

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Or the time he most definitely waited for God knows how long for his brother and Austria to turn up safe and sound?

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FUCKING SWEET, POLITE, GENTLEMAN GERMANY EVERYBODY

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YOU TELL ME HE’S A RUDE, COLD ASSHOLE WHO DOESN’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT PEOPLE 

YOU TELL ME HE DOESN’T CARE ABOUT HIS OLDER BROTHER

I FUCKING DARE YOU

undercover-witch:

spainsasscheeks:

Germany, how are you going to set things straight when you’re not even straight yourself

Guys, Germany set 2 things straight that night, hint: both were dicks.

Before he grew up into Germany, he used to be The Holy Roman Empire and he fancied himself the living heir of the original Roman Empire

- NEO Magazine(Germany Bio) -
I… just want him to wake up first. More than to interrogate him or to wait… more than anything, I want him to wake up. And then, if he wants to talk, I will, listen, and if he doesn’t want to talk, I won’t ask him anything. I think we should try trusting him.

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Germany (HetaOni 9 - part 2/2)

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Il Cielo Sulla Terra! (GerIta)

hetaliadoujinheaven:

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This is ridiculously cute and I’m dying thank you OTP.

buhyootomate:

GERMANY.

YOU RAN ALL THE WAY TO FUCKING AFRICA BECAUSE ITALY CALLED YOU CRYING.

AND IN ALL THAT.

AND

I’M

STOP BEING PERFECT THIS HAS TO STOP.

also italy had to take his clothes off for him oh ho ho

CRYING BECAUSE WHAT IS OTP